He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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