What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
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I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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