How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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