i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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