You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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