They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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