Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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