I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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