my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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