But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize