I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize