Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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