Soap is not a condiment
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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