Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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