I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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