I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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