and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
worst night to have a conscience
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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