i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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