Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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