i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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