Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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