Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
40s are totally the cure
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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