i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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