in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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