Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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