Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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