i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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