at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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