Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I wear drunk well.
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