my soul wont recognize me after tonight
they need to just BURY HIM!
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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