um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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