hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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