Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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