Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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