fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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