so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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