I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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