Swine flu. Run for my life!
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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