I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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