i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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