Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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