I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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