I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
my shit smells like andre
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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