I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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