Well douche your snatch and let's go!
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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