Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
She said her name was "party"
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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