I'm really into asian looking animals
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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