WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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