i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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