that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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